The funny things that happen to you when you are OLD!!!

Well I am forced to blog today since I am laying in bed!!!! What a DORK I am for thinking that I can be athletic!!! Well, here is the story in my own words......ha ha. There is the wonderful group of friends that play this so called Ultimate Frisbee (how hard can it be to play Frisbee), well please don't forget the title UTTIMATE Frisbee!!!! So anyway I head on down to the high school and bring Conner and his friend and they are pumped and they are also athletic and 15years old. So anyway we get there and the main man Captain K is passing out jerseys hello we are now going pro!!! I am still thinking to myself how hard is this to pass a frisbee. Oh for the love that is all holy!!!! The game has started and I am dying, don't get me wrong it was so fun , but everytime I ran up and down the field I felt like I was leaving my legs back at the 20 yard line!!! Oh what a fun time this was until I really did wish that I had left my legs back at the 20 yard line! I was getting into position (doesn't that sound professional) and all of a sudden I turned and heard this amazing pop in my hip, at first I thought I was breaking in half, and then second I thought what the crap did I just doing to my body, thinking I can be out here playing with all these athletic people that I hated at that moment so much because they were still playing and I wasn't!!!So anyway I tried to walk it out, but where did I think it was going to go, ha ha ha ha!! So anyway my personal Dr. just happened to be there on site!!! And she helped me relieve some of the pain, thanks Cami. D!!!! And then the next morning, well what do you know , still in pain so I went to the hospital to take x-rays and make sure I didn't damage more than I thought of my elderly body! And the Dr. said I tore my hip flexor muscle and it just needs time to heal, that is it!!! Man I was so relieved, I really thought I needed a hip replacement or something!! So anyway I have to give it some time and take these crappy pain meds and I should be up and playing Ultimate Frisbee in no time!!! Yah right! And for all of you that are wondering what is this game that I speak of , it is just like playing football but using a frisbee instead of a football, and once you catch the frisbee it is like freeze tag you can't go anywhere until you throw the frisbee. It is so fun you should all try it before you get to my age!!!! Ha-Ha